lenxo

May 11
George Bush “Goes Kaffir” (via )
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“ Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead? Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days. NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed | Wired Science from Wired.com
May 6
claytoncubitt: Unknown. Monkey love.

claytoncubitt:

Unknown. Monkey love.
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“ About 12 Indiana nuns were turned away Tuesday from a polling place by a fellow bride of Christ because they didn’t have state or federal identification bearing a photograph. ADVERTISEMENT Sister Julie McGuire said she was forced to turn away her fellow sisters at Saint Mary’s Convent in South Bend, across the street from the University of Notre Dame, because they had been told earlier that they would need such an ID to vote.

Indiana nuns lacking ID denied at poll by fellow sister - Yahoo! News

wasn’t the ID law meant to prevent undocumented workers from voting??

D’OH!
May 3
“ METHUEN, Mass. - Rose Griffin is not dead, so the call from someone trying to arrange her funeral was a bit of a shock. The Methuen woman got the call at a late hour Friday night from someone looking for her son, who was not there. When an irate Griffin used her caller ID to call back, the man informed her he was a funeral director trying to make arrangements for her son’s dead mother. Funeral call angers the ‘deceased’ - Weird news- msnbc.com
May 2
“ That’s only a half-step beyond what Apple and its partners are already publicly showing off. In March, Apple showcased a wide range of applications its partners had stealthily developed for the phone. One of the most impressive demos was Sega’s version of its game “Super Monkey Ball” for the iPhone. Players will be able to maneuver a monkey through a three-dimensional landscape by tilting the iPhone. For this reason, and this reason only, I now want an iPhone.
May 1
April 29
tmblg: You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young innocent child. Now, if it’s hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help! OK, here’s help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it’s another one, and on his shoulder..

tmblg:

You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture!

So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young innocent child. Now, if it’s hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help!

OK, here’s help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it’s another one, and on his shoulder..

April 28
“ Cars were whizzing past one of Ojai’s busiest corners when Jennifer Moss decided to do a headstand, clad in only a G-string and flower-shaped pasties. Why? “Headstands are good for you!” she said, beaming, as she pulled a yellow smiley-face pillow out of her bicycle’s small trailer. With athletic grace, Ojai’s “Pastie Lady,” a self-described social artist and environmental activist, quickly pulled her legs up to salute her adopted hometown. Ojai has a love-hate relationship with ‘Pastie Lady’ - Los Angeles Times
April 24

huh?, or, why i'm going to marry this wonder.

  • me: *KISSES*
  • her: Stop.
  • me: You know you don't want me to.
  • her: I know but you have to.
  • me: Why?
  • her: Cuz I want you to.
  • me: *look of confusion*