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“BARACK OBAMA has long talked about reaching across the...”
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“In the last few years, scientists have been genetically...”
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“My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey...”
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“Oscar was not into serious street-fighting, but he was hell...”
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“You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you...”
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“A ballot is like a bullet. You don’t throw your...”
— Malcolm X It’s time to...

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“In writing for the court majority, Justice ******...”
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My money is on the tourist being from...

Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: Fuck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, fuck you, you motherfucking piece of shit. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of cock-sucking assholes.
[Suit, stunned, gives directions.]
Bystander to tourist: Where did you learn to do that?
Tourist: The Midwest.
[http: //www.overheardinnewyork.com/]

“My favorite poet was Aeschylus. And he once wrote,...”
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The Bush-McCain Challenge

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101 Tips For Living

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“You can’t separate peace from freedom because no one can be...”
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They mock me.

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huh?, or, why i'm going to marry this...

me: *KISSES*
her: Stop.
me: You know you don't want me to.
her: I know but you have to.
me: Why?
her: Cuz I want you to.
me: *look of confusion*

End the war.

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“An invitation to abandon illusions about a situation, is an...”
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The world according to my nieces...

Me: Prieta, why are you so funny?
Niece: I don't know, I'm just FUNKY!

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
***
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law.
***
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
***
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you
that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Mary!
***
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
***
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
***
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
***
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

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“I need an invite to testumblrone…”
— lenxo

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wedding night bliss...

why do i feel as if this is what i’ll be dealing with? d’oh!

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I want one..

a pda. but im not sure what i want or which one i want..

“But I do.”

Paradise was now within reach, when the...

I’ve been acting like an ass. I finally figured out why. I have become insecure. And...

“THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC”
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belonging…

me and her…

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sunshyne

the definition of want

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my conscience...

made me vote for Bill Richardson..

cuando estoy solo en mi cuarto…

“People never notice anything.”
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the world according to my nieces...

“tio, where are you getting married?”
“in africa”
all in unison..
“IN AFRICA!!”
“but its dangerous there!”
“yeah, there’s tigers and lions!”
“and men with guns!”
“y te matan!”
“si eres negrito”

“I Ask The Impossible I ask the impossible: love me...”
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the world according to my nieces...

Did you know that when a sister and a brother get married they are gay.

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