2008

Jul

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IN THE FIELDS (via Aztlan Underground)
Jul 3rd
“BARACK OBAMA has long talked about reaching across the...”
— Speculation rife as Obama...
Jul 3rd
FreeRice
Jul 2nd

Jun

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Holographic Text Messages (via lukeinhayoo) Holographic three dimensional images of objects can be...
Jun 30th
National Champions!
Jun 27th
Fresno State Bulldogs Are Champs!!
Jun 26th
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Straight talk express has flipped (-flopped)…. Interesting that Hillary was bashed for...
Jun 25th
“In the last few years, scientists have been genetically...”
— In cancer war, viruses can be...
Jun 23rd
benjaminhilts: MilkyWay Road - via PartyMarty on Space...
Jun 23rd
“My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey...”
— Louis Adamic (via scout) (via...
Jun 20th
This is FIRE! (via typisch)
Jun 18th
“Oscar was not into serious street-fighting, but he was hell...”
— Oscar Zeta Acosta - Wikipedia,...
Jun 18th
“You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you...”
— Malcolm X Never outdated. ...
Jun 18th
“A ballot is like a bullet. You don’t throw your...”
— Malcolm X It’s time to...
Jun 18th
“A vast swath of the Pacific, twice the size of Texas, is...”
— Best Life Magazine: Travel...
Jun 17th
Click to Give @ The Breast Cancer Site
Jun 16th
“Overheard in the bleachers As Fresno State was running away...”
— Fresno State is Rocking the...
Jun 16th
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I’m Voting Republican
Jun 15th
via www.burningdoor.com
Jun 13th
Sometimes I wish I was the person who could tell the story...
Jun 13th
“In writing for the court majority, Justice ******...”
— Legislating from the...
Jun 13th

My money is on the tourist being from...

Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: Fuck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, fuck you, you motherfucking piece of shit. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of cock-sucking assholes.
[Suit, stunned, gives directions.]
Bystander to tourist: Where did you learn to do that?
Tourist: The Midwest.
[http: //www.overheardinnewyork.com/]
Jun 8th
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Lina Santiago - Just Because I Love You (via universalmusicgroup) When I was a teenager I would...
Jun 8th
“My favorite poet was Aeschylus. And he once wrote,...”
— What If Bobby Kennedy Had...
Jun 6th
The Bush-McCain Challenge
Jun 3rd

May

“Look to Africa, when a black king shall be crowned for the...”
— Marcus Garvey (Nostradamus...
May 28th
“Oh yeah, the Momma thing that allegedly caused the attack –...”
— Eddie Griffin: You Treated...
May 28th

101 Tips For Living

johncarney: * You should never have to match your socks, other than to separate black from white;...
May 19th
candywrapper:
May 19th
“You can’t separate peace from freedom because no one can be...”
— Malcom X (via riotrepublic)
May 19th
My garden kicks ass. Edit: I realized that...
May 19th
They mock me.
May 16th
“A couple of days after the burglary, one of Kait’s...”
— Girl recovers stolen laptop...
May 15th
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George Bush “Goes Kaffir” (via )
May 11th
“Need a break from the working, walking, and standing...”
— NASA Offers $5000 a Month For...
May 11th
claytoncubitt: Unknown. Monkey love.
May 6th
“About 12 Indiana nuns were turned away Tuesday from a...”
— Indiana nuns lacking ID denied...
May 6th
“That’s only a half-step beyond what Apple and its...”
— For this reason, and this...
May 2nd
May 1st

Apr

tmblg: You saw a couple in an intimate love position,...
Apr 29th

huh?, or, why i'm going to marry this...

me: *KISSES*
her: Stop.
me: You know you don't want me to.
her: I know but you have to.
me: Why?
her: Cuz I want you to.
me: *look of confusion*
Apr 24th
End the war.
Apr 24th
hrrrthrrr: I am in love with this game…suits my geeky...
Apr 23rd
“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a...”
— Dr. Leonardo Buscaglia (via...
Apr 22nd
thedvsangel: she leaned against the porch post, clothed in...
Apr 22nd
i hope she hasn’t forgotten
Apr 21st
“Warriors have an ulterior purpose for their acts which...”
— Indigenous thought
Apr 20th
143 x lazy 8
Apr 20th
the way to live love and lust
Apr 20th
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mysexytree: “You realize, that you’ve gone to jail, a couple of times, you live the thug life, you...
Apr 19th

$1,132/hr and taking numbers...

Powered By an average sized penis
Apr 19th
“Ramses—yeah, pretty much a pimp all around. had over...”
— The 5 Pimpingest Historical...
Apr 18th
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Hot Monkey Love (via )
Apr 18th
“Open Computer: The Smart Alternative to an Apple Why spend...”
— Psystar Corporation - Open...
Apr 15th
askvero: I really believe this. -Vero
Apr 10th
Like A Pair Of Shell Top Adidas and Gold...
Apr 9th
shawnblog: Jammin’ Johns - Music To Your Rear I want...
Apr 9th
via farm1.static.flickr.com should have gotten at least...
Apr 9th
“A weekend wedding ended with a trip to the local jail for...”
— Vallejo couple spend wedding...
Apr 7th
askvero: jessicap: Chicago skyline during Earth...
Apr 6th

10 things you should know about John...

topherchris: (This is from a MoveOn.org email. Sorry, no URL yet. The email has sources for all...
Apr 5th
Heroes by *gattadonna on deviantART WHEN WILL THEY BE...
Apr 4th
“An invitation to abandon illusions about a situation, is an...”
— Karl Marx
Apr 4th
“ Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the...”
— (via tumblinas)
Apr 4th
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Souls Of Mischief - From 93 Till Infinity (Best Quality) (via ) classic hip hop
Apr 3rd
“To avoid being mistaken for such a sellout, I chose my...”
— Obama (via gumnos)
Apr 3rd
(via topherchris) i keep clicking but he doesnt seem to...
Apr 3rd
thedvsangel: seriouslythough: We Heart It after seeing...
Apr 2nd
hrrrthrrr: This is driving me crazy. (happy april...
Apr 1st

Mar

“Hi, I’m Lenxo and I’m addicted to tumblr.”
— Reblog if addicted. (Replace...
Mar 31st
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any...”
— Tom Robbins (via byrdie)(via...
Mar 31st

The world according to my nieces...

Me: Prieta, why are you so funny?
Niece: I don't know, I'm just FUNKY!
Mar 31st
Click to Give @ The Breast Cancer Site
Mar 30th
“ Love the way you activate your hips and push your ass...”
— Tupac she gots ME...
Mar 29th
ilikeyoutoo: You know you’re a geek when you stick up for every apple product ever made.
Mar 28th
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DOTHETEST
Mar 19th
“You know you’re in love with a person when you talk to them...”
— From Be Kind Rewind. (via...
Mar 19th
Save Polaroid - Save Instant Film
Mar 19th
snooz3r: What Chicago looks like at night from 36,000 feet....
Mar 18th

Things People Actually Said in Court as...

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
***
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law.
***
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
***
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you
that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Mary!
***
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
***
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
***
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
***
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
Mar 14th
“On manicured greens from Las Vegas to Florida, Ochoa...”
— ‘Lorena Effect:’...
Mar 13th
“I need an invite to testumblrone…”
— lenxo
Mar 10th
“We need to look @ the history of the Oscars more closely. My...”
— Chicana Feliz
Mar 10th

wedding night bliss...

why do i feel as if this is what i’ll be dealing with? d’oh!
Mar 8th
katysaidso: I’d kill for a library like this.It kinda makes...
Mar 6th

I want one..

a pda. but im not sure what i want or which one i want..
Mar 6th
“But I do.”
Mar 5th

Paradise was now within reach, when the...

I’ve been acting like an ass. I finally figured out why. I have become insecure. And...
Mar 5th
“THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC”
— - Kurt Vonnegut In an article...
Mar 4th
Listen Listen
“I wanna love you and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every...
Mar 4th
“when you really want to love you will find it waiting for...”
— oscar wilde (via...
Mar 3rd
“ Ideas are like fish. If you want to catch little fish, you...”
— carolyn.anna
Mar 3rd
tobsoya4: All Colors of Clouds (via _tiz_)
Mar 3rd

Life less ordinary...

candywrapper:   [-Boy-]:   You make me happy.   Not sure why, but you do.    I doubt you’ll...
Mar 3rd

Feb

belonging…
Feb 26th
me and her…
Feb 24th
sunshyney day
Feb 24th
sunshyne
Feb 24th

the definition of want

darkgracie: in my mind without nerves, without levels of self esteem and without fear i want you....
Feb 22nd

The world according to my nieces...

Wanna hear the story about the Drama Queen and her pet dog?
Feb 21st
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EL TRI POBRE SOÑADOR (via )
Feb 19th
thedvsangel: eyes open wide but i don’t see what’s in...
Feb 18th
via www.processrecess.com awesome GIF *click on it*
Feb 16th
raulrsalinas - qepd
Feb 14th
“Words, sounds, speech, men, memory, thought, fears and...”
— La Bloga: RAULSALINAS DIES
Feb 14th
“WHEN YOU ARE OLD WHEN you are old and grey and full of...”
— pocho2 forum - I WAS...
Feb 14th
via farm2.static.flickr.com I don’t know why but I...
Feb 14th

Finding Tumblrs

foodtraveler: lindsaycampbell: Many of the uncoverted (to Tumblr) have asked me (insert whiny...
Feb 13th
Listen Listen
my blood is red - aztlan underground mi sangre es colorada yo soy humano
Feb 7th
Warch Watch
La Lupita - La Paquita Disco (En Vivo 1994) (via )
Feb 7th
Feb 7th
“… mirame yo soy tu espejo un dia llegaras a viejo y...”
— los tigres del norte
Feb 6th
“So what about Mitt Romney? It turns out his...”
— La Bloga: Multi (bits)...
Feb 6th

my conscience...

made me vote for Bill Richardson..
Feb 6th
cuando estoy solo en mi cuarto…
Feb 5th
“People never notice anything.”
— Holden Caulfield, The Catcher...
Feb 4th

the world according to my nieces...

“tio, where are you getting married?”
“in africa”
all in unison..
“IN AFRICA!!”
“but its dangerous there!”
“yeah, there’s tigers and lions!”
“and men with guns!”
“y te matan!”
“si eres negrito”
Feb 4th
“I Ask The Impossible I ask the impossible: love me...”
— Ana Castillo —...
Feb 3rd

the world according to my nieces...

Did you know that when a sister and a brother get married they are gay.
Feb 2nd
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Lalo Mora - El Hombre Que Mas Te Amo (via ) If ever there was a fitting song…
Feb 2nd
“Gil Pérez was a Spanish soldier of the Filipino Guardia...”
— Gil Pérez - Wikipedia, the...
Feb 1st
lenxo
Feb 1st