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sammy sosa?? what the fuck??

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:01:05 -0800

sammy sosa?? what the fuck??

A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons." In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:51:21 -0800

lovebug:hello-therelove:(via novacainekills) this kid ftw

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Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:51:36 -0800

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carlovely: johhny cash at folsom prison,...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:05:38 -0800

carlovely:

johhny cash at folsom prison, 1968.

greatest.live.album.ever. o_o

"It is well to be good to women in the strength of our manhood because we must sit under their hands..."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:39:11 -0800

“It is well to be good to women in the strength of our manhood because we must sit under their...

(via andrewh23) drunk ewoks hump al rokers leg! jajajaja

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:13:20 -0800

(via andrewh23)

drunk ewoks hump al rokers leg! jajajaja

emoney: thoseareturkeys: alla1: V neck tees: my uniform for...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:39:00 -0800

emoney:

thoseareturkeys:

alla1:

V neck tees: my uniform for 3/4 years of college. American Apparel: thanks

layinglow:

V-necks, we salute you. Thanks for always being there for us when times were not so hot.

I’m wearing a v-neck tee right now.

lmao im wearing a v-neck too

monkeygirl will be getting a pack of these in the mail soon…

Seven Dead and 20 Injured in Shootings at Texas Base - NYTimes.com

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:34:48 -0800

Seven Dead and 20 Injured in Shootings at Texas Base - NYTimes.com: awesome-everyday: Uhh,...

awesome-everyday: missjohanna: livejamie: This is a Congolese...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:51:58 -0800

awesome-everyday:

missjohanna:

livejamie:

This is a Congolese “Sapeur” - They’re gangs of men that spend tens of thousands of dollars on expensive European designer suits while frequently otherwise living in abject poverty.

They have gang battles where instead of fighting each other, they have “Defi de Sape” - They go to another gang’s turf where their presence demands that the host gang run home and change into their finest suits to prove that they’re classier.

Their gangs have names like “L’Association des Anglais” (The Association of Englishmen) and “Deux Grands Dandies de la Capitale” (Two Rich Dandies.)

They are awesome.

say, what?

Is that true? Can we go hang out with these dudes?

At the beginning of the XXth century when the French arrived in Congo, the myth of the Parisian elegance was born among the youth of the Bakongo ethnic group, who were working for the colonizers. At that time, the white man was considered superior, someone showing better manners and elegance. In 1922, Grenard André Matsoua was the first Congolese ever to come back from Paris dressed as a genuine French. His arrival caused indescribable commotion and admiration among his fellow countrymen; he became known as the first Grand Sapeur. Having the respect and admiration of his community, today’s sapeurs consider themselves artists. They add a touch of glamour to their humble environment through their refined manners and impecable dressing styles. Each of them is unique showing a particular repertoire of gestures. They all share the same dream: To go to Paris and return to Brazzaville as an aristocrat of elegance.

http://www.poyi.org/64/20/03.php

Who’s taken my fur coat? Vets baffled by bald bears with...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:44:06 -0800

Who’s taken my fur coat? Vets baffled by bald bears with mystery condition

thats a freaky looking bear… reminds me of the dogs from I am Legend….

BBC NEWS | Americas | Obama pledge to Native Americans

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:32:46 -0800

BBC NEWS | Americas | Obama pledge to Native Americans: I really hope this isn’t more...

dominilucy: 72 hidden bands Knock yourself out Tumblr… Let me...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:38:13 -0800

dominilucy:

72 hidden bands

Knock yourself out Tumblr… Let me start it off

1. Alice in chains

smashing pumpkins and matchbox 20

fmylife: Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass....

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:29:33 -0800

fmylife: Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass....

Where the Swearing Is All About the Context - NYTimes.com

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:29:01 -0800

Where the Swearing Is All About the Context - NYTimes.com: no chingen… yo no hay mas mamadas...

doctor keeps telling me you better start slowing it down.. but...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:49:00 -0800

doctor keeps telling me you better start slowing it down.. but there’s more old drunks than there are old doctors so i guess we better have another round…

Quisiera ser perla fina de tus lucidos aretas. Pa morderte la orejita y besarte los cachetes quien...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:34:07 -0800

Quisiera ser perla fina de tus lucidos aretas. Pa morderte la orejita y besarte los cachetes quien...

Que voy a hacer si cada que me mira me dice y me suspira… que como yo no hay otro… Que...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:16:52 -0800

Que voy a hacer si cada que me mira me dice y me suspira… que como yo no hay otro… Que...

littleorphanammo: cosmicpower: The “lifestyles” of 75...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:20:10 -0800

littleorphanammo:

cosmicpower:

The “lifestyles” of 75 neighboring galaxies are illuminated in this poster from NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope.

In this composite, blue colors reveal light from an older population of stars. Tints of green represent organic molecules called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, while red lumps show clouds of warm dust and gas heated by radiation from newborn stars.

The galaxies are organized by shape, according to the Hubble-Tuning Fork.

In this structure, elliptical galaxies sit on the left side of the poster, creating the tuning fork’s handle. They are designated by the letter “E”, and given a number from zero to seven. An “E0” galaxy looks round, while an E7 galaxy is very long and thin.

Spiral galaxies are located to the right side of the poster creating the fork’s two prongs. The top prong is made up of regular spiral galaxies, and identified by the letter “S.” Barred spiral galaxies make up the bottom prong, and are branded “SB.” Meanwhile, letters – “a”, “b”, and “c” – indicate how tightly the spiral arms are wound. An “Sa” galaxy’s arms are wound very tightly, while an “Sc” galaxy’s spiral arms are very loosely wound.

Irregular galaxies are organized on bottom-left side of the poster because they were not represented in Hubble’s original Tuning Fork.

thefallclassic: Guess the 7.21 ERA and the eleven blown saves...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:17:42 -0800

thefallclassic:

Guess the 7.21 ERA and the eleven blown saves this year weren’t a fluke.

(Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)

when i think brad lidge i think albert pujols and the bomb that landed on the moon… JUPITER’S MOON!

osker: Bennie & The Jets

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:13:47 -0800

osker:

Bennie & The Jets